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Truffles, Tension, and Tartlets

A Culinary Caper in Snowy Vermont

Francois de Melogue
5 min readJan 20, 2025

It was a snowy afternoon in Vermont, and I was engrossed in work when the doorbell rang unexpectedly. Through the frosted glass of the front door, I glimpsed an unfamiliar figure — a large man with short, graying hair and a slightly stern expression. As I cautiously opened the door, I noticed a mail truck idling in the driveway.

“Are you Mr. Demelogue?” he inquired.

My heart raced as I recalled the package I was expecting: a shipment of black truffles from France. While importing truffles into the United States is generally permissible, it involves navigating a labyrinth of regulations and potential import duties. I couldn’t shake the apprehension that perhaps this delivery wasn’t routine. Was this imposing figure merely a mailman, or could he be a law enforcement officer investigating an illicit shipment? The line between gourmet indulgence and legal infraction suddenly seemed perilously thin.

Summoning a steady voice, I responded, “Yes, that’s me.” As he handed over the package, a wave of excitement and unease washed over me — I was now an unwitting player in the clandestine drama of the French truffle trade, with its earthy treasures and whispers of intrigue, delivered right to my doorstep.

Francois and an undisclosed Truffle hunter, photo by Francois de Melogue

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Francois de Melogue
Francois de Melogue

Written by Francois de Melogue

My earliest attempt at cookery began with the filleting of my sister's goldfish at age 2 and cooking my pet rabbits by age 7. Life has been downhill ever since.

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